looking for a gf

Sex: 
Male
Age: 
17
Breed: 
Italian/American
Color(s): 
White
Health problems: 
Used to be allergic to eggs, outgrew that. Now I hate diary products, especially cheese which is ironic for an Italian to say.
Reason for adoption: 
Single/lonely
I am a semi-outdoorsy guy who loves biking, paddle-boarding, and hiking. I'd say I have a decent sense of humor and I'm pretty decent when it comes to computers. Oh yeah, and I'm a huge weeb so feel free to send me some anime recommendations on my discord. This is more of a joke post to see if anyone will actually respond but if anyone does then I'll be surprised
Owner's name: 
Depressed Chan#3772
City: 
Boise
State: 
Idaho